Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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