5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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