guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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