Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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