you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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