Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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