But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm having to shit out rocks
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