oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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