your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
if only i could text you this smell
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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