So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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