The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
