It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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