So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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