the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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