You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
