Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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