...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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