I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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