So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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