Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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