i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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