O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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