fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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