You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
A bitchslap is in order.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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