Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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