I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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