Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
