Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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