You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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