i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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