I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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