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• (714): View more from California

  i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day

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  ahah at least you got away with it

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  nope...my gran was the one who informed me

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• (516): View more from New York

  It was kind of weird

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  What did your mom walk in?

  (516): View more from New York

  She flung her tampon across the room.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?

  (406): View more from Montana

  Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring

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• (650): View more from California

  I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE

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