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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.

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• (650): View more from California

  my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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  and she bought it?!?

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  yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?

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• (530): View more from California

  so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in

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