How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son