As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I can't turn off my feet"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.