I CAN MOONWALK!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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