WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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