i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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