Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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