WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
