your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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