fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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