No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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