ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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