I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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