I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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