That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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