apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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