She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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