She's JV to your varsity
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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