Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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