Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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