Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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