he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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