We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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