I just saw a hot homeless man
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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