Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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