i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
