That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
im on a boat
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