The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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