and my herpes radar will keep us safe
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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