Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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